KINCY KINCY A FIRST CLASS FRENZY KINCY KINCY A FIRST CLASS FRENZY
KINCY KINCY A FIRST CLASS FRENZY KINCY KINCY A FIRST CLASS FRENZY

REFRAIN:
KINCY KINCY A FIRST CLASS FRENZY BROKE FROM THE START
DRIVES A CART THINK'S HE'S SMART

I MET A BOY TEN YEARS AGO I THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD GROW AND GROW
BUT IN TIME I REALIZED HE WOULDN'T CAUSE HE NEVER TRIES
I REMEMBER THE DATES HE HATED CAUSE HE WASN'T SOPHISTICATED
TALKING BOUT SIG AND WENDY OH AND HE ALWAYS TALKS SO FOOLISHLY
REFRAIN

SILLY LITTLE BOY YOU CAN'T HAVE NO FUN
YOUR JUST RUNNING ALL AROUND AND FINDING NO ONE'S HOME
SILLY LITILE BOY YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE
WITHOUT ANY MONEY THER GOES YOUR ROMANCE

HE ALWAYS HAS VICKS COUGH DROPS GALORE
HE BUYS THEM AT THE CONDON DRUG STORE
HE WANTS TO BE JUST LIKE BEATLE RINGO
EVEN THOUGH HE JUST CAN'T GROW (HIS HAIR)

sung to Dion's "Donna the Primadonna"