Up in the "Birdhouse", where the Night Owls all go,
There's a small, small blondie named Kincy Joe;
Kincy Joe's got a track with a Sting Ray to match,
When he's riding the speedway, man is he hard to catch.

Kincy Joe went down to the basement one day,
Down to the track, where the racers all play;
He was shutting down and 'voiding the spins,
When the races were over, the trophy was Kin' s.

Kincy Joe joined up the G.A.A. today,
They put him on a team and made him play;
And up in the "House" the story's been taught,
When they went to shower, Kin was caught.