If you've found another club who satisfies you more than ours,
Run to it, we'll step aside;
If you think its laws can help you better than our laws can help you,
Run to it, forget our pledge.

If someone else's club can hold you better than our club can hold you,
Go to it and give to it, all your money.
If some other club can make, you happier than we can make you,
Run to it we won't mind.

If it won't want to keep you,
We'll be more than glad to have you;
Have you tell your moneys gone,
But if we're not the one: run to it.