JOHN IS BACK, THANK OUR LORD FOR THAT
THERE WERE TIMES WHEN I THOUGHT HE'D JOINED THE LATTER
DAY SAINTS! AND IN SALT LAKE CITY HE'D BEEN PRESERVED
IN SALT - FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS TO BE OBSERVED
JUST WHAT WAS IT? THAT MAKES THIS MAN TICK?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. HE NEVER CARES A JOT
FOR MORES AND RITUALS THAT LIMIT OUR LOT
HE SOARS THE HEIGHTS WHENEVER WE SEE HIM
AGAINST THE BLUE WE'RE BLINDED WHEN INTO THE SUNSHINE HE FLYS
TAKE CARE DEAR BUDDY, THOUGH WE CANNOT VISIT YOU
OUR LIVES ARE INTERWOVEN CAUSE WE'RE MAD JUST LIKE YOU.