I wrote this for a play about Judgement Day, This was sung by staff members in long hair at the party in Hell.

Devil: "Friends we have a treat for us. We have a rock and roll group who have recently been banished from Fiji. The Rhinoceros Beatles.

Beatles sing:

"Oh what painful heat rash
Suffering from the soot
Temperatures are soring
Boy, this place is hot

Chorus:
Boil us, bake us
Fry us, grill us
I ain't got nothing but heatstroke
Eight Days a Week

Boy I feel dejected
Satan's curse on me
Smoker's cough is deadly
Here its all TB

Chorus

Raging fires are burning
What a place to be
Guitar strings just melt here
Devil laughs at me

Chorus"