The Ducks
One a group brought back giant grapefruit.  Mark walked around with one doing the vaudeville bit: "Wanna buy a duck?".  As it happened, I did.  So soon I had my own grapefruit and named it Lautoka.  I brought it to classes, meals and everywhere.  Diane had the biggest duck (but shamefully used it as a door stop).  Myque joined in and we used to bring the ducks together to play.  But the classic was one morning there was Hoffsis dragging his grapefruit along the porch using his belt as a leash - walking his duck, eh? When I had my final session with the shrink I brought Lautoka along. When he asked me if I had any problems I told that I didn;t but my duck thinks its a grapefruit.
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