Kanhai Narayan
Sleeves rolled up, precise, methodical and dedicated in his job of pounding Hindi into our heads.  He didn't want me to be selected.  Why?  Well, I happened to catch him with his teeth out.  I told Jas that I had a conversation with Narayan but I didn't understand much.  Jas thought I meant because of langauage - then I hit him the punch line.  Next day Narayan punched Jas and gave me a verbal scolding in Hindi.  Turned out that the staff had discussed me the previous evening and Jas related my toothless story to give an example of my humor.
Fiji Times