"The cannonball artist ( I'm not sure what the actual name for this particular angle of showbiz is called ) is strictly of the highest calibre.  He is none other than Hugo Zachini- The Great Zachini himself.  He leaves quite an impression on me.  Hugo is a very friendly-yet-shy well-adjusted man.  His demeanor seems serene enough that one wonders about the therapeutic benefits of being repeatedly blasted into the air.  He grumbles a bit about the trouble he had getting his big silver cannon across the border.  Something about bringing weapons of mass destruction into the country.  He is a father and son act as well.  His son is required to stuff his father down the barrel of the cannon three times a day, then ignite the fuse and send his parent hurtling across the stadium.  What child would turn down a job like that?"
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